Save the Whales.

Seriously, Japan, leave the whales alone.

I mean really, why do you need to kill Humpback Whales? For fuel oil? Just to be dicks about it?

"Save the Whales" is one of those phrases that gets thrown around like its the stupidest thing they've ever heard by people who are politically motivated to think destruction of the environment is cool.

But really, what's the problem with saving whales? It's not like it costs us anything. Or that the world can't survive without whale-based products. Or that we can't build a new suburb or Big Box shopping center because whales are in the way.

You don't even have to do anything to save the whales - except not kill them. (Not like recycling, which is such a pain in the lifestyle.)

There is literally no drawback to saving the whales.

So why the hate for the whale savers?

Programming note: Stay tuned for more of the adventures of Number One in the next episode when Girl Cousin and the G-Parents come to town.