Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Inaugural Address.

Hey, America,

For the last 16 years, you've acted like a spoiled, petulant schoolyard bully with no self control.  You've been coddled by your touch-feely parents and full of "he started it" recriminations.

It's time to starting acting like an adult now.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Happy Inauguration Day.

Number One doesn't know we have a new president.  She does, however, say some random words like, "eyebrow."  She loves "eyebrows."

Other favorite words: "painting," "clean," and "brown bear."

Also anything warmer than cold is "hot."