Papa: Good morning, Number One. I hope you enjoy being two weeks old, because, next week you're going to have to start learning the difference between the Cubists and the Dadaists.
Number One: Why?
Papa: Because if you don't start learning art movements, common literary themes and quantum physics, now, you'll get behind. Then you'll never get into a good pre-school; you'll never get into Harvard; and you'll never be an investment banker.
Number One: The only thing I want is milk. Why do I need to be an investment banker?
Papa: Because you need to buy designer milk in fancy packaging.
Number One: ???
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